So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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