Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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