six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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