There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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