Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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