a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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