he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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