I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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