He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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