Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize