so that wasnt chicken after all
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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