i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
