sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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