i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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