Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
