We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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