he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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