BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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