Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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