Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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