I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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