I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I'm really busy with my period
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