Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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