I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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