in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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