Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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