85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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