yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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