do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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