D3 body, D1 cock
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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