Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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