I'm jealous of your bromance
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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