Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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