goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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