Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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