Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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