note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize