If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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