No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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