I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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