they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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