We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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