before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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