i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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