A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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