Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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