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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.

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(954): View more from Florida

his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite

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(513): View more from Ohio

Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.

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