Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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