it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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