Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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