We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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