Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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