I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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They took my balls.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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