All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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