oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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