no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I checked into jail on foursquare
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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