waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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