sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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