My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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