just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
then he tried to convert me to islam
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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