I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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