Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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